What Ever Happened to Bill Laird???

 The real story, and the better story:

        THE REAL STORY:

        Bill finally realized the futility of.. everything, including acting and
relationships, but did not give them up due to a lack of anything more
interesting to do. He also decided that college was cheaper than striking
it out on his own (cuz he could hit his granddad up for the cash) so he
decided to attend Wright State University as an Acting Major.
Unfortunately, he fucked up his audition very very bad and was relegated to
the Theatre Studies program. He was very depressed about this for awhile,
until he realized that it didn't effect his career one little bit. He has
appeared in one play so far at WSU (in which he got to live out three of
his High School dreams:to smoke an actual cigarette on stage, to grab his
crotch on stage and to walk around in his underpants.. on stage), and is
currently in rehearsal for Death of a Salesman (In which he also gets to
smoke and walk around in his underpants, as well as mack on some chicks)
and is finishing up an educational film for Dreamline productions entitled
"No Second Chances" in which he kisses a very hot girl and dies of a heroin
overdose. Hopefully, a copy of this film will be purchased by Anderson High
School so all the kids who used to look up at him can laugh at his terribly
cheesy death scene. Since graduating High School he has had one
relationship that ended very badly and is very depressed about that.
Females who wish for Bill to fall horribly in love with them only to be
broken-hearted when it doesn't work out are encouraged to email him at
Sensurround@anti-earth.org He plans to make a film about his life someday,
and, if your relationship with him is horrible enough, you may be a
character in it.

        The better story:
        Bill, upon graduating high school realized how wonderful he was, and
bestowed the title of "Galactic Hero" on himself, and flew off into space
to fight evil space demons from the planet Space Hell. He was sadly
captured in one of these conflicts and reportedly was stripped of all his
clothes and turned into a woman. After escaping the space demons, he came
back to earth, and, upon realizing he would never get a date with a man's
face and a woman's body, went into the priesthood and plans to be the next
pope.

 

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