n Have
a staring contest with your reflection in the mirror (unfortunately, this
is often a tie).
Take
a nap.
If very desperate, do your homework.
Write
stuff for Aimée's Newsletter.
Teach
yourself to juggle.
Run
for fun.
Yodel.
See
how many grapes you can fit in your mouth without choking.
Invent
a new sport.
Compose a symphony (harder than it sounds).
Eat until you pass out.
Memorize
lines from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Answer
the phone and speak in gibberish.
Practice
flying off your roof.
Look
outside: Count the number of minivans
that pass by.
Try
to make Miracle Grow out of chemicals found around the house.
Stand
outside an elementary school with an eyepatch on and see how many
kids you can convince you are a pirate.
Reread
this article.