Why do I get a boner everytime I talk to you? Any chance I can get a hummer?
Sincerely,
King
Pants VonSexy
Dear King Pants VonSexy,
I
am so happy that you feel that you can talk to me about these sorts of
things. I will explain best that I can.
The
male sex organs are located outside of the males body for the most part
(as you probably have figured out by now, I know how bored you can get,
by now I'm sure that you have experimented with yourself). "A man
or boy has a finger-shaped organ called a penis between his legs"
(World Book Encyclopedia, 1980, vol. 16, p. 228). Behing this is
the scrotum containing the testicles. This consists
of a complicated tube system in which the sperm is stored. The
vas derferens carry the sperm from the testicles to the urethra.
On the way, the sperm is mixed with fluids from the prostate gland
and the seminal vesicles creating a whitish fluid called semen.
When
a male becomes sexually excited, blood fills tissues in the penis causing
it to become stiff and erect... (as I am sure that you have years worth
or semen stored up that your body cannot wait to release). Chances
are that when you talk to me you are, in fact, becoming sexually excited
causing embarassment for yourself and those around you.
I
hope that I have answered your question. Yes, next time I see you
I will bring my bartending book and I will make you a hummer. I agree,
they are quite tasty.
Sincerely,
The Editor