(Bill tired after the major workout he had after seeing Aimée)

Dear Editor-
 

Why do I get a boner everytime I talk to you? Any chance I can get a hummer?

Sincerely,
King Pants VonSexy
 

Dear King Pants VonSexy,

I am so happy that you feel that you can talk to me about these sorts of things.  I will explain best that I can.
The male sex organs are located outside of the males body for the most part (as you probably have figured out by now, I know how bored you can get, by now I'm sure that you have experimented with yourself).  "A man or boy has a finger-shaped organ called a penis between his legs" (World Book Encyclopedia, 1980, vol. 16, p. 228).  Behing this is the scrotum containing the testicles.  This consists of a complicated tube system in which the sperm is stored.  The vas derferens carry the sperm from the testicles to the urethra.  On the way, the sperm is mixed with fluids from the prostate gland and the seminal vesicles creating a whitish fluid called semen.
When a male becomes sexually excited, blood fills tissues in the penis causing it to become stiff and erect... (as I am sure that you have years worth or semen stored up that your body cannot wait to release).  Chances are that when you talk to me you are, in fact, becoming sexually excited causing embarassment for yourself and those around you.
I hope that I have answered your question.  Yes, next time I see you I will bring my bartending book and I will make you a hummer.  I agree, they are quite tasty.

Sincerely,
 

The Editor

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