Mattowulf
by: N8
Lynch, Person Who Likes Cheese
Once a long time ago in a far off kingdom
(named Anderson Township),,, there
lived a mufin maker named Mattowulf. He
was strong in the arms and keen in the
mind. One terrible day a monster came
into the town, and sat down right in
Mattowulf's muffin shop. The monster proclaimed,"aghughahguhg..
My name is
Gremendal. I will be taking your
cheese now.. I like cheese." Mattowulf ran
into the kitchen and thought,"I can't
let this monster take the cheese,,, N8
likes cheese." So Mattowulf conjured up
a plan. He pulled a loose cinder block
from the wall and colored it the color
of cheese. He left the kitchen and
said,"Gremendal,,, here's all the cheese
we have here." Gremendal took the
cheese(cinder block) from Mattowulf, and
took a big bite. Just then Gremendal
yelled and grasped his jaw.. Just then
Mattowulf pulled out a giant kniife and
said,"Don't make me cut you.. You'd better
leave and never come back.."
Gremendal was furious. Then Mattowulf
threw his razor to a fellow employee and
ripped off Gremendal's arm. Gremendal
ran away back to the swamp he came from...
Then N8 came in and ate some cheese.
THE END.. Or is it?
Gremendal looking very guilty after stealing
cheese. Notice the missing right arm!!
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