Investigative Report
Myra Cummings
 
 
    Continuing my always fascinating column with today's probing question.  Why do terrible things happen?
    Of course, depending on your personality, terrible things may affect you in different ways.  For instance, if you are one of those obnoxious, gnat-brained, happy people,;  a terrible thing may be Jimmy the Weasel, (that's a DJ on Channel Z for all you loyal Q102 fans) playing three hours of the Offspring and Bush;  whereas to someone else, this may be a good thing.  It's all relative.
    Back to the nature of terrible things.  People of different religions may regard this differently;  your denomination and amount of holiness may lead to your belief that bad God may be punishing you for something you did.  I am Catholic, and I guess I'm supposed to believe something, like, my God is an angry God, and punishes me for my mistakes, but I prefer to take the pre-destination route - the old wrong place at the wrong time.  If your house burns down two days after you murder your neighbor, for instance, it may only be because you left your oven on all day, not just because some higher power is making things even.
    Some cynicists think that the worst things happen to the best people.  I ten to agree;  not because i particularly have a high opinion of myself, but because I compare what I do and what happens to me with this certain person (who I do not think is a good person) and the stuff that happens to her.  While she has her share of problems, she always manages to end up on top while I get shit on.
    While this mainly reflects on my personal experiences, I hope you find it applies to your life as well.



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                   unless we could get this one back, which would be wonderful.
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