Tara D. "Kimosabi" Jones

 
    Tara joined the club for the simple reason that she loves Matt's ass.  This is a true Matt fan folks... a true lover of the godley ass that is Matt's.  Her favorite memory of Matt was when they were little and he kissed her... aww isn't that sweet.  Tara, you are truely a lucky girl.  She loooooooooovvvvvvveeessss cheese, and took the oath with all her heart and devotion... though it is not yet written she doesn't care because the undying devotion to Matt is so strong.  She would do absolutely anything for Matt, for she thinks "Matt is the shit, oh yeah.  Matt is the shit, oh yeah."  We proudly welcome her onto the board as the new "Chair of Fundraisers for Matt's Butt."

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