This is Johnny Schott. He runs the open Mike night at Habits Café and he absolutely hates Bill and his damn Black Dots.

This is Bill trying very hard to look like he knows the songs he's playing at Habits Café, March 3^rd, 2002.

This is Ben. He often lies to Bill and tells him his music is pretty good. He makes Bill play at Habits. His hair is blue. Ben is very good. He is Running for Daylight. His hair is blue.

The original Lyrics sheet to "Mister Wonderful." Yes that is Bill's handwriting and it is that bad. Click to enlarge.